1 But again, some picnics or outings turn into something else totally.
An innocent picnic can lead to death and perhaps days in the hospital recuperating from something that was never meant to be in the first place.
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An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma.
An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma.
While at his favorite bar, he manages to attract one rather attractive looking blonde.
So they’re back at his place, and sure enough, they go at it. After a long while…
He climaxes loudly.
Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, “So…. you finish?” After a slight pause.
She replies, “No.”
Surprised, but pleasantly, he puts out his cigarette, rolls back on top of her, and has his way with her again, this time lasting even longer than the first… and this time completing the deed with even louder shouts.
Again he rolls over, lights a cigarette, and asks, “So…. you finish?”
And again, after a short pause, she simply says “No.”
Stunned, but still acting reflexively on his macho pride, he once again puts out the cigarette, and mounts his companion du jour.
This time, with all the strength he could muster up, he barely manages to end the task, but he does, after quite some time and energy is spent.
Barely able to roll over, he reaches for his cigarette … lights it again, and
2 Take this picture perfect family photo as a sample.
This picture hides something really hazardous and scary. Look at the photo. What can you see? The apparent things: a plush green field, a happy family with a mother and father posing for a photo with their daughter and pet dog.
3 Have you not spotted it yet?
Let us tell you:
Take a look right below the lady's hand. What can you see? Those two pointed things are not the stalks of a plant. In fact, they are the fangs of a dangerous rattlesnake which the photographer managed to seize mid-strike. The dad looks side-tracked in the photo, perhaps because he had trod on the snake in the scrub and was about to warn his family about it.
Miserably Enough, the snake succeeded to bite the woman and the pet dog. The dog died. But the lady made a full recovery after spending a few days in the infirmary.
4 The dog truly was bit and did not make it, wrote gwtrull (reddit user).
“The woman was bitten as well but made a full recovery. Thankful it was not the child.” So, the next time you head out into an open meadow, be cautious of where you stop for your photo. There could be something hazardous hiding in the tall grass.
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