1 But thats a Tim Hortons.
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Random Joke
A soldier ran up to a nun.
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed...
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don't want to go to Syria either."
2 But actually, youre fooling no one.
3 Boom.
4 Oh my goodness, the King has spoken.
5 No chill, literally none.
6 How you feeling? A little pressured.
7 This isnt how all people greet their long-lost friends then?
8 How any Columbus Day or Canadian Thanksgiving should be spent.
9 Baller life, though. No hate.
10 Playing us playing them. But for real, put the price of the PS4 down already.
