1 It sucks being the third wheel.
It's gotta feel pretty bad when you're forced to watch your friends make-out while you're stuck all alone. Just look at her poor face. She's just wishing it was her instead.
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A BURGLAR and THE POOR HUSBAND!!!
A burglar entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife's ear and went to the bathroom...
The husband said to the wife "satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong. I love u"
Wife said "he didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay, he needs vaseline and | told him it's in the bathroom.
So be strong, | love u too......!!!
2 Who cares if the skinny chick is famous.
Nothing can make you feel more self-conscious when you're overweight than being in the same room with someone that is thin and popular. Even the Smurf is ogling Katy Perry here.
3 Dude get a room.
Men are not immune to third wheel syndrome. It sucks equally when you have to sit and watch your best bud making out with a girl that you feel like he doesn't deserve.
4 Ugh! How do I get a booty like that?
When you're a little flat in the back it's easy to get jealous of someone with a lot of junk in their trunk getting attention. Just look at the woman in the background staring a hole through her jeans.
5 Itty bitty titty committee members do not approve.
This girls stare says it all. She's like "She only wore that shirt because shes got huge boobs." It's okay. Life isn't fair.
6 No, you're not Amber Rose.
The woman in this photo is very obviously disgusted by Amber Rose walking by with a smug look on her face. When you're famous it's easy to be smug I suppose. Don't worry lady in the background, there's somebody out there for you.
7 Give us the precious!
This poor guy is having a sore loser moment. Look as he stares at the trophy he feels like he deserves. I haven't seen a sadder look since Gollum lost the one ring.
8 Well this is disappointing.
Guys brag about their size. It's just something that they do so it's easy to see why this guy looks so defeated before they even fight. He's jealous of his opponents package. Maybe that will light a fire within him when they fight.
9 If she stared any harder I think the girl might fall over.
Maybe she can use her dislike for this skinny girl and all the attention that she's getting from the fellas as motivation to shed a few pounds. Or you know, she can eat more cake and cry about how unfair life is.
10 Obvious third wheel is obvious.
Once again, being a third wheel sucks. Male or female, it makes no difference. It's bad enough that seeing a couple share a drink is sickeningly sweet. When you are a member of their party it's even worse.
