Anything You Can Do She Can Do Dumber

1 Does that taste good?

I wonder what kind of drugs she is on to be trying to cannibalize herself. Whatever it is, it's gotta be pretty hardcore. But check out the dude in the background. He is really loving what he's seeing.

2 That's not how you pump gas.

I hope she doesn't smoke or things might go poorly for her. Somebody should probably tell her that gas goes IN the car, not ON the car! Geez.

3 Something hilarious is about to happen.

As soon as she tries to fill her tire with air everyone around her is going to burst out laughing. I wish I could have been there to see it happen. Who in their right mind does something this dumb?

4 Just walking my duck.

Yeah, you read that right. This lady took her duck out for a walk to Walmart. The bad thing is, this isn't even really out of the ordinary for Walmartians.

5 Faceplant time.

Nothing more embarrassing than falling face first to the ground. Well, nothing besides having that moment immortalized on the internet. At least we can't see her face. That saves her a little shame.

6 What's going on here?

The more I look at this image the more confused by it I am. I just don't get what's going on. Is she passed out drunk? Is she in some kind of BDSM time out? What the hell is going on?

7 Since you've made it through that, check out this non-gender specific video of idiots doing idiot things and laugh your ass off.