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Little April in Sunday School
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.
2 Showing Cleavage Or Not?
Hint for husbands: Is she buttoned-up? Is so, you are doing a great job!
3 She Smiles..
Without gals and smiles, the world would be a much sadder place!
4 Her Communication Technique..
Gals can learn from this one, mainly to get him out of his man cave..
5 Her Body Language
Know her body language well, it may prevent you from getting hurt!
6 Ducklings To Swans
Thankfully there is a stage that comes after the awkward phase we know as puberty!
7 Shes Complicated
Yup, shes complicated, but thats why youre attracted to her. Would you REALLY want her to be like you?
8 Because I was pretty awesome !
9 Guys should pay
10 Equality when they need
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