1 The dream day
This one's for all the Disney princesses! The baby, even before being born, has been to Disneyland! A dream come true in the most magical way!
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An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma.
An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma.
While at his favorite bar, he manages to attract one rather attractive looking blonde.
So they’re back at his place, and sure enough, they go at it. After a long while…
He climaxes loudly.
Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, “So…. you finish?” After a slight pause.
She replies, “No.”
Surprised, but pleasantly, he puts out his cigarette, rolls back on top of her, and has his way with her again, this time lasting even longer than the first… and this time completing the deed with even louder shouts.
Again he rolls over, lights a cigarette, and asks, “So…. you finish?”
And again, after a short pause, she simply says “No.”
Stunned, but still acting reflexively on his macho pride, he once again puts out the cigarette, and mounts his companion du jour.
This time, with all the strength he could muster up, he barely manages to end the task, but he does, after quite some time and energy is spent.
Barely able to roll over, he reaches for his cigarette … lights it again, and
2 Third time's always a charm
The sheer innocent joy on this big brother’s face is simply priceless! Also, the sister’s been promoted to a big sis too now! If you have other wonderful kids too, then this one might be perfect for you!
3 The big- sis
The big- sister - be might be oblivious of her little new family member, but the parents do surely know how to make announcements like this special. Those giant balloon letters always seem to do the magic!
4 The human surprise
Well we really aren't sure what's better, the priceless expression on the dog’s face, or that she thinks the baby's for her.
5 The minimalist announcement
The simple way might be the best one alterall! Nothing less than perfect!
6 Named the baby
If you too have a totally spectacular name like this one picked out, might share it too with the news!
8 One for the donut lovers
This couldn't have got any more sweeter! If deep fried sweets are not your thing, replicate the same with any other thing you crave.
9 Puppy love
Share the joy with your loved cute puppy and make him a part of it too!
10 The big sister promotion
You might not have thought so, but your big daughter is also a part of this as she’ll definitely be happy to be promoted to a big sister! Involve her too!
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