1 Cokes ?
Sometimes we just send without proofreading first, and sometimes it can be at the worst of times. Then again, how do you go from books to ......?
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five birds sitting on a fence
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
2 Panties
This girl bought some gorgeous panties, for the wrong guy, but at least she will have fun.
3 Oops
Sarah may have sent it to wrong person
4 Yeah Right
Auto correct doesnt work like that sweetie
5 Auto correct win
So horn3y gourmet apparently seems to work pretty well.
6 S3xting
Well, I thought he was funny at least. Sometimes you need a bit of humor.
7 Erm
That went south very quick.
8 Not S3xy
Either he was funny, or he was trying to get rid of her. Would be genius for the latter to happen.
9 Wow, thats wrong
This girl, did she really just do this? That is just not cool, everything about it.
10 In trouble
A big oops here, but is there going to be horn3yness after this?
