1 Isn’t it cute that she wants to feel me even while sleeping?
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?
The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
You're finished already? he asked.
Yes, the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
And by the way, the blonde a dded, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
2 If you give me love, I will give you…. Something else.
3 Brilliant logic
4 You need to cut those toenails.
5 Sleeping is easy, but waking up might be a tough one.
6 Take pictures while he is sleeping.
7 Weird sleeping habits
8 Assert dominance over the other.
9 You might expect things to be like this.
10 While your nights might be like this, your morning will be something similar to this.
