1 Trying to make a bubble gum.
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Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building.
Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building.
The italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says "Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
The chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and says "Man, if I get rice one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
The blonde opens his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and says" Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time im going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
So the next day they all got the same thing and they jumped off the building to their death.
That weekend at the funeral, the italian and the chinese wives are crying and saying "I would have fixed him something else for lunch but he never told me."
And as the two wives stare at the blondes wife, they both ask why she isn't sad about her husbands death, the blonde replys "Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."
2 Only works in movies
Reality is different than movies.
3 Playing video games
Most girls nowadays arent interested in playing video games. That being said, some girls do play video games and are surprisingly quite good as well.
4 Trying to wear nail polish
Ask your girlfriend next time about nail polishes and you will understand what it feels like!
5 Wearing sunglasses
You have to admit that girls always look cute when they wear sunglasses.
6 When drunk
Well, you cant expect everyone to be Angelina Jolie.
7 When girls have sleepovers
Yeah, girls can be nerds too at times.
8 Long hair
One expects dating a girl with long hair is probably the best experience ever, but the reality is quite different.
9 When she is laughing
And this is the main reason why you shouldnt just date a girl based on her smile on Facebook!
10 Sleeping
Its difficult to accept this harsh reality but there is no other option.
