Proof That There Are Two Types Of Men

By Qunki Team | funny

1 Brains Vs. Brawn

We all know either the car guru who can fix any problem, or the computer nerd who creates the navigation system for your car!

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A blonde was speeding

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car.

The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"

Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom.

She held it up to her face and said, "Aha!

This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said,

"You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."

2 Social Relevance

Hes either on top of his social media, or couldnt care less what the newest emoji trend is!

3 The Selfish Boyfriend

Some guys will ALWAYS think of themselves first

4 Its Mine

Hes either really polite and well-mannered, or will touch you any kind of way he wantsANYWHERE!

5 Environmentally Friendly

Most men want the Tesla, but others want to save the environment!

6 Whats Wrong?

Because some men just dont give a crap

7 Sound ON/OFF

Some prove their manliness through the loud pee noise, while others are polite and quit.

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