1 Brains Vs. Brawn
We all know either the car guru who can fix any problem, or the computer nerd who creates the navigation system for your car!
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Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building.
Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building.
The italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says "Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
The chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and says "Man, if I get rice one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
The blonde opens his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and says" Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time im going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
So the next day they all got the same thing and they jumped off the building to their death.
That weekend at the funeral, the italian and the chinese wives are crying and saying "I would have fixed him something else for lunch but he never told me."
And as the two wives stare at the blondes wife, they both ask why she isn't sad about her husbands death, the blonde replys "Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."
2 Social Relevance
Hes either on top of his social media, or couldnt care less what the newest emoji trend is!
3 The Selfish Boyfriend
Some guys will ALWAYS think of themselves first
4 Its Mine
Hes either really polite and well-mannered, or will touch you any kind of way he wantsANYWHERE!
5 Environmentally Friendly
Most men want the Tesla, but others want to save the environment!
6 Whats Wrong?
Because some men just dont give a crap
7 Sound ON/OFF
Some prove their manliness through the loud pee noise, while others are polite and quit.
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