1 Meet Joe Craig
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A BURGLAR and THE POOR HUSBAND!!!
A burglar entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife's ear and went to the bathroom...
The husband said to the wife "satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong. I love u"
Wife said "he didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay, he needs vaseline and | told him it's in the bathroom.
So be strong, | love u too......!!!
2 His story Starts Here
3 Once he was walking his dog round East Finchley
He heard noises like someone was screaming
4 He heard muffled screaming and saw the boot of the car rattling.
When he saw it, he thought someone is trapped in boot of the car and crying to get help. He couldnt see exactly as it is dark. But as he get closer to the car he was sure the screams coming from the car.
5 He rushed up to the car pulling his dog with him
He thought he can help the person who is in danger. But when he opened the boot, he saw a woman staring at him.
6 The woman was n@ked.
On top of the woman was the man. Also n@ked.
7 How to respond in such an awkward situation ?
Idk.
8 Sorry?!
he said I thought you were trapped just like a hostage. Because of the screaming and rattling. But I see now you dont need my help. Either of you. Do carry on..
9 Like a Boss!
Though he wanted to offer a little encouragement.
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