1 Meet Joe Craig
Article Continues after the joke
Once there was a magical mirror
Once there was a magical mirror.
When you told the thruth it gave you things, but if you lie to it, it makes you vanish forever.
One day three college girls went to the mirror.
The red head said "I think I'm the smartest one."
Then she got a diploma, scholarship, and got accepted into all the colleges in the world.
The brunette then said "I think I'm the prettiest one."
Then she got a Corvette, mansion, a good looking boyfriend , and a lot of money.
Then the blonde said " I think...*poof*"
Then she suddenly dissapearred forever
2 His story Starts Here
3 Once he was walking his dog round East Finchley
He heard noises like someone was screaming
4 He heard muffled screaming and saw the boot of the car rattling.
When he saw it, he thought someone is trapped in boot of the car and crying to get help. He couldnt see exactly as it is dark. But as he get closer to the car he was sure the screams coming from the car.
5 He rushed up to the car pulling his dog with him
He thought he can help the person who is in danger. But when he opened the boot, he saw a woman staring at him.
6 The woman was n@ked.
On top of the woman was the man. Also n@ked.
7 How to respond in such an awkward situation ?
Idk.
8 Sorry?!
he said I thought you were trapped just like a hostage. Because of the screaming and rattling. But I see now you dont need my help. Either of you. Do carry on..
9 Like a Boss!
Though he wanted to offer a little encouragement.
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