11 Lou Gehrig
Baseball legend Lou Gehrig is pictured here at his funeral in an open casket, with Babe Ruth standing beside the casket as a mourner. Ruth himself went on to have a public open-casket funeral to which 75,000 people came to pay their last respect
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An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma.
An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma.
While at his favorite bar, he manages to attract one rather attractive looking blonde.
So they’re back at his place, and sure enough, they go at it. After a long while…
He climaxes loudly.
Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, “So…. you finish?” After a slight pause.
She replies, “No.”
Surprised, but pleasantly, he puts out his cigarette, rolls back on top of her, and has his way with her again, this time lasting even longer than the first… and this time completing the deed with even louder shouts.
Again he rolls over, lights a cigarette, and asks, “So…. you finish?”
And again, after a short pause, she simply says “No.”
Stunned, but still acting reflexively on his macho pride, he once again puts out the cigarette, and mounts his companion du jour.
This time, with all the strength he could muster up, he barely manages to end the task, but he does, after quite some time and energy is spent.
Barely able to roll over, he reaches for his cigarette … lights it again, and
12 Mahatma Gandhi
Gandhi is pictured here lying in state after his assassination in 1948. His niece is placing petals on his brow.
13 Jesse James
Outlaw Jesse James is pictured here at his funeral after he was fatally shot in the back by Robert Ford in 1882. One of the mourners in this famous image is Jesses brother and fellow-outlaw Frank James (second from left).
14 Herman Goering
Hitlers second-in-command Herman Goering was displayed in an open casket after he committed suicide using a cyanide capsule. He was found guilty of crimes against humanity because of his role in the Holocaust, in which an estimate 6 million Jews were killed in Nazi death camps. He was condemned to hang at the Nuremburg Trials in 1946, and managed to kill himself just two hours before the execution was scheduled to take place.
15 Edgar Allan Poe
Classic writer Edgar Allan Poe is pictured here after his mysterious death at age 39. The cause of his death remains unknown to this day.
16 Marilyn Monroe
