11 When this high roller showed off his stinky greens.
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Random Joke
We went to see a movie the other night.
We went to see a movie the other night.
I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier.
Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out.
“Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me.”
By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient, so I said, “Couldn’t you have done this a little earlier?”
“No!” she said in a loud whisper. “The ‘TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE’ message just flashed up on the screen and mine is in the car.”
12 When this chick got corn rolls.
13 When this trickster finished his set.
14 When Bill Nye posed next to a picture of Jay Z.
15 When this dude got three drinks for the price of one.
16 When this badass showed off his money and killer weapons.
17 When this little girl drifted into the hall of fame of bike parking.
18 When this monster took a shirtless selfie.
19 When this mother handcuffed her kid to a shopping cart.
20 When this girl treated raw cookie dough like a giant-size candy bar.
