1 If You Wont, She Wont
Just because you think your pen1s is all that and that its so easy to please, doesnt mean you get to neglect our more sophisticated, complex organ. Want a bl0wjob, you gotta go down on us, too.
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Three women are about to be executed for crimes.
Three women are about to be executed for crimes.
One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"
Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around.
She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde has figured out what the others did.
The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
2 If You Love Her, Love Her Va9ina
Its that simple. If you love, her, love every inch of her.
3 Dont Make Her Self-Conscious
Men can make women self-conscious about their va9ina by acting as if they dont like the taste or smell. What about your juices shooting down our throats? A milkshake? We think not.
4 Many Women Need C1itorial Stimulation To Have An 0rgasm
A lot of women cannot get off by penetration alone. They need direct c1itoral stimulation, and nothing accomplishes the job like a tongue.
5 Licking Her Va9ina Is The Best For3play
Want her to be begging for your pen1s. Give her some good licking. If shes just laying there breathing normally, amp up your game, man.
6 It Should Give You Pleasure To Give Her Pleasure
Dont act like its a chore, enjoy it. Get right in there and have some fun.
7 Shell Resent You
She may say its okay and that shell do without 0ral s3x, but in the back of her mind shell resent you.
