1 If You Wont, She Wont
Just because you think your pen1s is all that and that its so easy to please, doesnt mean you get to neglect our more sophisticated, complex organ. Want a bl0wjob, you gotta go down on us, too.
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There was this guy who was married to a blonde
There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke.
One night the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn't dumb.
She spent the whole next day learning all her states and capitals.
That night when he got home he told his joke.
She says, "I'm not so dumb. I know all of the states and capitals. Go ahead, quiz me."
He thought for a moment and asked, "What is the capital of Massachusetts?"
She quickly replied, "M"!
2 If You Love Her, Love Her Va9ina
Its that simple. If you love, her, love every inch of her.
3 Dont Make Her Self-Conscious
Men can make women self-conscious about their va9ina by acting as if they dont like the taste or smell. What about your juices shooting down our throats? A milkshake? We think not.
4 Many Women Need C1itorial Stimulation To Have An 0rgasm
A lot of women cannot get off by penetration alone. They need direct c1itoral stimulation, and nothing accomplishes the job like a tongue.
5 Licking Her Va9ina Is The Best For3play
Want her to be begging for your pen1s. Give her some good licking. If shes just laying there breathing normally, amp up your game, man.
6 It Should Give You Pleasure To Give Her Pleasure
Dont act like its a chore, enjoy it. Get right in there and have some fun.
7 Shell Resent You
She may say its okay and that shell do without 0ral s3x, but in the back of her mind shell resent you.
