1 The daily race to be the one that gets all the hot water! Literally though in a house full of kids that fastest wins the hot shower, the rest suffer with luke warm baths.
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five birds sitting on a fence
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
2 Your parents tell you they have no favorite, but actions speak more than words!
3 When your daily routine entails fighting to watch your favorite tv show!
4 Outsmarting your sibling, it is always better to be the smart one!
5 Siblings have a way of making I cant breath part of a regular vocabulary!
6 Being the younger one often means that you are the first to try new methods of torture!
7 The need to just kick someone when no one is looking!
8 But smiling like an angel when they are looking!
9 Sibling rivalry often begins before the sibling even appears!
10 And the rivalry will continue well into adult hood
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