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blonde on plane
There's this blonde.
She gets on a plane and sits in the first available seat.
The flight attendant is coming around checking tickets.
She looks at the blonde woman's ticket and tells the blonde; "ma'am you can't sit here, your ticket says coach and this is first class.
please move to the back of the plane"
The blonde replies "I'm a blonde, I'm smart and have a good job.
I'm not moving until the plane arrives in Jamaica"
So the flight attendant, now hot under the collar at the blonde's response, goes to another flight attendant and tells him what happened.
so he goes up to her and asks her to move to the back of the plane.
She then responds "I'm a blonde, I'm smart and have a good job.
I'm not moving until the plane arrives in Jamaica".
So the two flight attendants are steaming mad and they go to the co-pilot and tells him what is going on.
He comes back to where the blonde is sitting and leans over and whispers something in her ear.
The two flight attendants were astonished when the blonde abruptly got up from her seat and moved to the back of the plane.
They looked at each other and then the co-pilot and asked him what he told her.
The co-pilot, feeling good about himself told them "oh, this happened a while back with someone else.
I just simply told the woman that the front half of the plane wasn't going to Jamaica".
However, Staton denied everything and said that he didn’t know what his elder son was saying, and he had no idea about the poor condition of his kid. He did agree to the fact that he often has prostitutes in his home, but he doesn’t spend food stamp money on the females. He basically exchanges sex and also allow them to stay at his home for a night.
He stated that he only gets $487 in food stamps and that isn’t enough for escorts. He has no idea how this story came up, but he was innocent. His kid doesn’t want to eat and he doesn’t force him – he just wants to play in the closet and he doesn’t want to tell him not to. This is how he justified the poor health of the boy.
But further police investigations revealed that he wasn’t telling the truth. CCTV cameras in nearby stores have shown that Robert does pay escorts with his food stamp card. Also, neighbors have also reported seeing women often come into his house. While Robert is currently in jail, the two boys live with other family members at the moment.
