Man Hospitalized After Joking With Wife About How Many Woman He’s Slept With

1 The Joke

Most people love being in a relationship. Have some romance in your life and someone to spend your life with. But not everything about a relationship is made of chocolates and roses. Every relationship has its bumps in the road, and some people fight more than others or even cheat on each other which makes things extremely messy. But things may have gotten a little bit out of hand for this particular couple.

In Los Angeles, a silly little joke turned into quite a beating for this 28-year-old man, Jerry Wells. One day he had a humorous conversation with his wife about how many women he had ‘Relations’ with before her. The result of his joke was quite a few bodily fractures that will leave him in a body cast for a few months. This something the Doctors haven’t seen before, “it’s really an absolute miracle he’s still alive.”

2 The Result

Wells told the police that, “We went out for dinner and had a few drinks. We were actually having a really good night. When we got home, Selena started asking me about my past. She asked how many women I had been with besides her and I laughed and jokingly said ‘847’. That’s the last thing I remember.”

3 Confession

24-year-old Selena Rodriguez had admitted in her police confession to, “Grabbing the closest thing” to her and then proceeding to attack him by hitting Wells on the head with it. She said, “That Puta shouldn’t even be joking around about stuff like that,” said Rodriguez. “I don’t know, I thought he was serious, and that makes him a p*ssy hoe, and I don’t mess with no p*ssy hoes.”

4 Statement Continued

What makes this crime even more heinous, is how her statement described that after she beat her husband unconscious, that she made her way to their garage and fetched a sledgehammer. She said she, “made sure she made contact with every solid bone in his body.”

5 A lesson

“I wasn’t trying to kill the fool,” said Rodriguez. “I just wanted to teach him a lesson that he can’t just talk to me any way he wants to. I think I got my point across.” She was arrested and is still being held in Los Angeles County Jail, and there is still no bond court date setting.