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Recently, Corinna discovered a pair of women's underpants in her bedroom. The problem lies in the fact that these do not belong to her.
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Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building.
Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building.
The italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says "Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
The chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and says "Man, if I get rice one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
The blonde opens his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and says" Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time im going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
So the next day they all got the same thing and they jumped off the building to their death.
That weekend at the funeral, the italian and the chinese wives are crying and saying "I would have fixed him something else for lunch but he never told me."
And as the two wives stare at the blondes wife, they both ask why she isn't sad about her husbands death, the blonde replys "Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."
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She posted this comment with the picture of the panties on Facebook in a flea market group.
3 I am sure that many people aren’t able to understand what the text says and so here is the translation
Hello!
No need to worry I don't yet know who you are nor what your name is. I just found your panties in my bedroom. I hope that you will come by soon to pick them up. I also hope that you preferred my design skills and how I have decorated my bedroom. It would be great if you come personally, since then you might receive a few excellent interior design tips from me as well. I was out for work last time you came so we couldn't meet.
I am sure that you still remember the location of my house ;)
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Well, it sucks that the husband cheated on her. But at least, she now has the evidence, and after this text, I am sure that it won't take long to find the woman since she would love to get a few interior design tips from her!
