11 *Just act natural.*
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Random Joke
Johnny at School :
Teacher: "Why did you laugh?"
Boy: "I saw a strap of your bra."
Teacher: "Get out! Don't come to class for the next 1 week. Another boy laughs..."
Teacher: "Why did you laugh?"
Boy: "I saw both straps of your bra."
Teacher: "Get out! Don't come to class for next 1 month."
The teacher bends to pick a chalk and little Johnny starts walking out of the class.
Teacher: "Why are you going out?"
Johnny: "With what I saw I think my school days are over."
12 He looks guilty…but the cat? Yeah, he looks dead.
13 You suuuuure you didn’t get into the lipstick?
14 No, see, it’s supposed to go on your lips…not your paws, silly!
15 “There’s definitely nothing dead buried here.”
16 “What? Stacey said she needs cupcakes for her bake sale!”
17 If you’re innocent, why are you hiding?
18 “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
19 “You know how much I love sashimi, Mom!”
20 “I thought we could use a little green indoors!”
