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A blonde walks into the police department
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions...
Officer: What's 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"
2 Freddie Mercury
SourceHes just about to wither away from AIDS. This is the last known photo of the legendary singer.
3 David Bowie
SourceBowie looks as though he's been pasted together at this point. His vibrant spirit still carried through his frail body.
4 Kurt Cobain
SourceKurt Cobain was shot in the front of his head moments before this photo. It is deemed to be a suicide, although conspiracy theories still circle.
5 Phillip Seymour Hoffman
SourceThe Oscar winner is just about to overdose on a huge dose of heroin at the time of this photo.
6 Abraham Lincoln
SourceThe great emancipator took this photo hours before he was murdered in a theater.
7 Elvis
SourceHe's just about to get found dead on a toilet seat, but some say he's still alive so..
