1 Piglet: How do you spell love? Pooh: You dont spell it, you feel it.
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A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library
A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and with a screaming voice said, “I have a complaint!”
“How can i help you?” said the librarian looking up at her.
“I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!”
Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked “What was wrong with it?”
“It had way too many characters and there was no plot!” said the blonde.
The librarian nodded and said, “Ahhh. So YOU must be the person who took our phone book."
2 You are braver than you believe. Stronger than you seem. And smarter than you think.
3 The things that make me different are the things that make me.
4 If the person you are talking to does not appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in this ear.
5 If there ever comes a day when we cant be together, keep me in your heart. Ill stay there forever.
6 Sometimes the smallest things take the most room in your heart.
7 As soon as I saw you, I knew an adventure was going to happen.
8 Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day.
9 Some people care too much. I think its called love.
10 If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
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