1 Piglet: How do you spell love? Pooh: You dont spell it, you feel it.
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A blonde walked into an electronics store
A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that tv."
The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes."
So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that tv."
Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
So she left again and came back with her hair dyed black and said: "I want that tv."
But the salesman still said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
Finally the blonde got fed up and said, "That's it! How'd you know I was a blonde?!" she asked.
The salesman answered: "Cause that's a microwave."
2 You are braver than you believe. Stronger than you seem. And smarter than you think.
3 The things that make me different are the things that make me.
4 If the person you are talking to does not appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in this ear.
5 If there ever comes a day when we cant be together, keep me in your heart. Ill stay there forever.
6 Sometimes the smallest things take the most room in your heart.
7 As soon as I saw you, I knew an adventure was going to happen.
8 Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day.
9 Some people care too much. I think its called love.
10 If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
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