1 This Happens All The Time
Unchecked BS is posted every nanosecond
Article Continues after the joke
A soldier ran up to a nun.
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed...
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to Syria."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don't want to go to Syria either."
2 As I Just Said:
Absolutely EVERY nanosecond.
3 What A Witty One
Not an original one, though.
4 Delusional
Someone thinks to highly of herself. Congratulations.
5 Caught On Tinder
Im kinda speechless here.
6 When Meat Loses Its Meatness
Some people are quite creative with their BS!
7 Hes Right
Just post your pic and go!