Unusual Things That Saved People's Marriages

By Qunki Team | funny

Get out of your comfort zone.

Start dating again, try new things, go on adventures. This saved my marriage and we gained new interests and hobbies.

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An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma.

An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma.

While at his favorite bar, he manages to attract one rather attractive looking blonde.

So they’re back at his place, and sure enough, they go at it. After a long while…

He climaxes loudly.

Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, “So…. you finish?” After a slight pause.

She replies, “No.”

Surprised, but pleasantly, he puts out his cigarette, rolls back on top of her, and has his way with her again, this time lasting even longer than the first… and this time completing the deed with even louder shouts.

Again he rolls over, lights a cigarette, and asks, “So…. you finish?”

And again, after a short pause, she simply says “No.”

Stunned, but still acting reflexively on his macho pride, he once again puts out the cigarette, and mounts his companion du jour.

This time, with all the strength he could muster up, he barely manages to end the task, but he does, after quite some time and energy is spent.

Barely able to roll over, he reaches for his cigarette … lights it again, and

To each their own.

Traditional gender roles saved my marriage.

Miracles happen.

My daughter saved my marriage. I was so close to leave my husband but as soon as he found out about her he began to change to be a better person.

Nobody likes a blanket hog.

Im 100% sure that getting separate blankets saved my marriage

Surprise, surprise.

Leaving  the church saved my marriage

Crazy!

Weed saved my marriage after an infidelity.

You gotta do what you gotta do.

I found that giving up drinking and acceptance saved my marriage

WOW.

Seeing women on the side has saved my marriage.

Seriously.

Part of why a polyamorous relationship saved my marriage. Im in love with both of them, but my boyfriend is like a breath of fresh air. I feel so lucky to have them both ;)

Religion can put things into perspective.

I learned to love God more than my husband and that alone saved my marriage

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