1 There seems to be a weird sub-genre of selfies where people pretend their significant other crept
Its strange how these people can never avoid mirrors when they do this, though.
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Little Johnny was doing his math homework.
Little Johnny was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.
Infuriated, the called Little Johnny's teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in class?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, the sum of which is four."
2 Im guessing this young lady liked her sunglasses and decided to take a spur of the moment pic,
but she probably should have done something to hide her online shopping first.
3 Was there something you wanted, buddy?
They usually put those mirrors in so you can try your glasses on, but I guess they have other uses.
4 Apparently theres something going on at her midriff. If you can tell what it is, let us know.
If not, theres also some toilet paper in the shot. If you find that surprising, prepare yourself.
5 It appears that this young man wanted to commemorate a classy affair,
but its hard to look dapper next to a cat drinking out of the toilet.
6 Wow, what a daring stunt.
Yeah, if youre wondering why I dont sound that enthused, take a look at the reflection in the plane.
7 Yikes, I dont think thats the kind of photography they had in mind.
Its a good thing they took an overhead shot, or else he might have gotten away with it.
8 So, why didnt she just shut the door?
I cant imagine how she could have missed the girl in the back. She seems to be having a pretty rough time, and its hard to do that quietly.
9 And heres yet another my imaginary spouse is taking pictures of me selfie.
As you can imagine, this inspired a lot of jokes about his hand.
10 Yeah, maybe dont wear your sunglasses if youre pretending youre stuck in traffic.
I dont know if this worked on your boss, but its not fooling those sharp-eyed internet sleuths.
