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A blonde is overweight
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”
When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.
“Wow, that’s amazing!” the doctor says.
“Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nods…
“I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
“From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.
“No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.
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pinterest3 This face gets me every time.
reddit4 Family resemblance: my brother and me
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twitter6 Australian echidnas don’t care about forest fires. They just dig deep into the ground and sleep. Yes, this one had a close brush with a fire, but it’s okay.
facebook7 Not yet released 2020 car being driven downtown, totally hidden
reddit8 Nothing unusual... just a carnival in Brazil.
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