Walton was returning home from a friend’s house this Sunday evening when Williams approached her. Williams asked if Walton needed a ride, and she replied in the negative. He drove off, but just as she went to the corner, Williams tied her and put her in his car.
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A blonde was speeding
A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car.
The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.
The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"
The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom.
She held it up to her face and said, "Aha!
This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said,
"You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
The report stated that Williams took Walton to his home, and then assaulted her. After, that he drank a lot of alcohol and went to sleep. Walton untied herself somehow during that time, and then she tied Williams, and since she was furious, she took a knife and “castrated him.” Walton was screaming in immense pain when he woke up.
“I threw his junk in the microwave, took out a plate, and then a steak knife and cut it up,” said Walton. “Then I took a gun from the kitchen counter which belonged to Williams and then forced him to eat it keeping him at gunpoint. I don’t have any remorse, and I am not sorry. I would do the same thing again, and he completely deserved this for his actions. He is going to hell.”
Williams said that since he didn’t want to die, he accepted Walton’s disgusting requested. Williams was then taken to a local hospital, where he was bandaged and then transported to the Fayetteville County Jail.
Many are claiming that she is a hero, “Now, that pervert won’t be able to do the same thing to anyone else.”, said Donna who stays in the same neighborhood. “Every child molester should be molested so that no one ever has this problem.”
