1 If you got this from your mom, youd at first be like awmy mom is the best and then 2 seconds late
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Random Joke
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase
He asks, "What are you doing?"
She replies, "I'm off to New York. I read that pro.s.ti.tut.es there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free."
Later, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
"Where are you going?" she asks. "I'm coming with you. I want to see how you live on $800 a year."
2 You would never, ever, EVER be able to look at your mother the same way.
3 If that isnt sexy, I dont know what is.
4 He shouldve been way more specificand she shouldve been a little less literal.
5 LOL stop sending me pictures of a cat.
6 Tina gave this poor guy the wrong numberthank you, Tina.
7 Shes totally getting daughter of the year award. Not.
8 Not sketchy at all
9 He keeps getting closer and closer and closerand creepier.
10 If shes calling it the thing, shes too young for you, bruh.
