1 If you got this from your mom, youd at first be like awmy mom is the best and then 2 seconds late
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An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma.
An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma.
While at his favorite bar, he manages to attract one rather attractive looking blonde.
So they’re back at his place, and sure enough, they go at it. After a long while…
He climaxes loudly.
Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, “So…. you finish?” After a slight pause.
She replies, “No.”
Surprised, but pleasantly, he puts out his cigarette, rolls back on top of her, and has his way with her again, this time lasting even longer than the first… and this time completing the deed with even louder shouts.
Again he rolls over, lights a cigarette, and asks, “So…. you finish?”
And again, after a short pause, she simply says “No.”
Stunned, but still acting reflexively on his macho pride, he once again puts out the cigarette, and mounts his companion du jour.
This time, with all the strength he could muster up, he barely manages to end the task, but he does, after quite some time and energy is spent.
Barely able to roll over, he reaches for his cigarette … lights it again, and
2 You would never, ever, EVER be able to look at your mother the same way.
3 If that isnt sexy, I dont know what is.
4 He shouldve been way more specificand she shouldve been a little less literal.
5 LOL stop sending me pictures of a cat.
6 Tina gave this poor guy the wrong numberthank you, Tina.
7 Shes totally getting daughter of the year award. Not.
8 Not sketchy at all
9 He keeps getting closer and closer and closerand creepier.
10 If shes calling it the thing, shes too young for you, bruh.
