1 Ouch
Hes got a permanent hook stuck!
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A blonde walks into the police department
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions...
Officer: What's 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"
2 Slasher
Looks like he survived a bear attack!
3 OMG
Theres always a pencil handy
4 Take It Off
What if you could unbutton your skin?
5 Real OG
Been shot more times than 50 Cent.
6 Eye See You
Hes always watching down below
7 Creepy Crawlers
Spiders have taken over his body
