1 Felicity Castro was driving during heavy office hours in Heavy Santa Fe, NM.
For some time, she wanted to eat something sweet at that time. She found that a Kit Kat bar beside her, which she hadn't seen before. So she went ahead, opened it, and took a small bite. And then she noticed that a face belonging to Jesus emanated from the chocolate and wafers!
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There was this guy who was married to a blonde
There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke.
One night the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn't dumb.
She spent the whole next day learning all her states and capitals.
That night when he got home he told his joke.
She says, "I'm not so dumb. I know all of the states and capitals. Go ahead, quiz me."
He thought for a moment and asked, "What is the capital of Massachusetts?"
She quickly replied, "M"!
2 Castro let God control her car, and closed her eyes and started praying.
Needless to say, it wasn't long before she crashed into another car at high speed of 90 miles per hour. In the meantime, other cars lost control as well, which led to a ten car pileup. Moreover, one of the cars got suspended from a power line.
3 Castro believes Jesus did this.
Everything happened so fast. I saw Jesus in the Kit Kat bar, and before I even knew it, my car hit another vehicle, which in turn hit another in front and so on. I am aware that this was a sign from Jesus, sais Castro. This is extraordinary; this must be done by Jesus. One of the cars is even hanging upside down.
4 An emergency crew was called to treat the people who have minor injuries at the scene.
Two people, however, got hit badly. One woman, whose car got suspended in the power line, was stuck for three hours and was having a panic attack, so she had to be admitted to the ER.
5 The man in the car in front of Castro was injured severely, but Castro received only minor injuri
Castro claims that Jesus saved her. I was praying, so I was saved. If that man were praying as well, he wouldn't have been hit so badly. Jesus would never hurt one of his followers. He needs to reconsider how he plans on using his time after healing from this accident., Said Castro. She added that she would visit him in the hospital to bring him some Jesus.
6 Castro responsible, not Jesus Police said.
Castro was driving without any license or insurance and was arrested for her irresponsible driving.
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