Bizarre Products Clearly Designed By Psychopaths

11 Handspresso:

This allows you to have tea or coffee in a speeding car. When you are driving at about 70kmph you wont be having time to make tea with a teabag or so. So, here is the solution to it.

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Random Joke

Little April in Sunday School

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.

Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

"JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question.

"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

The Teacher fainted.

12 Disposable restroom kit:

It seems yucky! But they say that when you are in the state of emergency and do not have any time to halt, you can wear this, which contains two wet wipes, I fecal matter disposal, 1 urine disposal etc.

13 Tampon flask:

These tampon flasks can be used to carry alcohol or your desired drink anywhere and anytime.

14 Cereal marsh mellows:

These are a great means to let your child have all the marsh mellows with the goodness of cereals. Finally, you can get a relief.

15 Deer butt bottle opener:

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this synthetic deer butt opener helps you to make your celebrations special with some chilled drinks. Undoubtedly, any sportsman would like to have one.