17 When you are with your love time passes slowly.
Article Continues after the joke
A blonde was on vacation
A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices.
After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price."
Later in the day, the shopkeeper spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
She took aim at an alligator, killed it and hauled it onto the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blonde flipped the alligator on its back and shouted in frustration, "Damn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either."
16 The time spent on the phone call.
15 A universal truth.
14 Cruel Irony (going out single vs relationship rage).
13 Shopping.
12 Let the bush grow wild.
11 Difference between the conversation.
10 Eat the difference.
9 We have got a chart for you too.
8 Also social media react differently to you.
This article continues on next page
Share if you think this article is interesting
This article continues on next page
