1 Six-Pack
Boy, has this little one been working out! Looks rather bored, though.
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A blonde is overweight
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”
When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.
“Wow, that’s amazing!” the doctor says.
“Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nods…
“I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
“From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.
“No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.
2 Stay Put
Isnt that what those onesies legs are for??
3 Scary!
I wouldt want to wake up to this little girls face
4 Never Before
Ive seen dads do lots of things, but never before have I seen this.
5 Pancake Face
So, dad was making pancakes, and he was bored.
6 Let Me Do It
Its fine, I know how to dress a baby!
Well, apparently you dont, dad.
