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The man goes wild here. This old man wants to hoick up his looks by adding more of wildness. The dress that he chose helps him in attaining his goal. But one thing, he is valiant enough to face the gossiping people around him in the common transit also. The one who got the chance to look him up feels really awkward to mingle with such personality.
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A blonde and a lawyer
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.
" Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."""
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question.
What's the distance from the earth to the moon?
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
Okay says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer.
He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
And you thought blondes were dumb.
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Women are said to be the feasts of beauty. But there are also some who prove it to be not so. What is the intention of this woman? Does she want all of them to glance at her or is she really smart enough to travel in this public transit with no fear of holding tight? Nothing is clear.
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Oops, she could have packed it in either way. To the kids, she would be as much as funny as she is embarrassing for the adults. In all the ways, she is not correct. She should have opted other possible ways to make those odd things transport safely.
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The man seems to be dressed perfectly for the weather. But with the long comical hat and with two pairs of glasses, does not he declare that he is mentally ill. The poor old man, should someone direct him the right way to dress along with the right way to intermingle with the normal public?
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A great applause to the lady sitting beside this insane. Is this mean the public transportation is common to all such dramas? After a certain limit, all these fancy dresses will become a nuisance to the general people traveling along with them. Not always they are welcome.
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Everyone does get sleep while they travel in any of the public transits. This is of course normal. But it does not denote that the public vehicles are meant only for this sole purpose. It makes no difference unless otherwise, such drowsy people disturb the public by any means.
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What about this guy? Does he not have a real home for himself? It is truly a nuisance and offensive act that is intruding on all the people around him. He should have at least a fistful of sense. Otherwise, normal ones dare to do such an act or may be called as a spectacular play, in the public.
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What is this man likely to do? A stunt to impress his girlfriend? But this is not the right way nor the right spot. He may damage the public property and may be sentenced to any sort of punishments by the government. Hope someone should convey this thing to him. It is strange that these modern day guys are so ignorant about such norms.
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Is she Alien? Yes, those funky dressed guys wanted to be more like anomalous humans. If not real, they dress up themselves and pretend to be not the survivors of Earth. All the way through, they do not excite any of the public but do make a menace.
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Sympathy for the little one! Does the man, who is more likely to be a father, is aware of the kid belted behind him? What about his mom? This is what makes them look insane by the common public around them. Such a person could not belong to the normal ones. Either of the parents or both may be too insane.
