1 Trying to make a bubble gum.
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Once there was a magical mirror
Once there was a magical mirror.
When you told the thruth it gave you things, but if you lie to it, it makes you vanish forever.
One day three college girls went to the mirror.
The red head said "I think I'm the smartest one."
Then she got a diploma, scholarship, and got accepted into all the colleges in the world.
The brunette then said "I think I'm the prettiest one."
Then she got a Corvette, mansion, a good looking boyfriend , and a lot of money.
Then the blonde said " I think...*poof*"
Then she suddenly dissapearred forever
2 Only works in movies
The reality is different than movies.
3 Playing video games
Most girls nowadays aren't interested in playing video games. That being said, some girls do play video games and are surprisingly quite good as well.
4 Trying to wear nail polish
Ask your girlfriend next time about nail polishes and you will understand what it feels like!
5 Wearing sunglasses
You have to admit that girls always look cute when they wear sunglasses.
6 When drunk
Well, you cant expect everyone to be Angelina Jolie.
7 When girls have sleepovers
Yeah, girls can be nerds too at times.
8 Long hair
One expects dating a girl with long hair is probably the best experience ever, but the reality is quite different.
9 When she is laughing
And this is the main reason why you shouldn't just date a girl based on her smile on Facebook!
10 Sleeping
Its difficult to accept this harsh reality but there is no other option.
