1 Trying to make a bubble gum.
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?
The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
You're finished already? he asked.
Yes, the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
And by the way, the blonde a dded, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
2 Only works in movies
The reality is different than movies.
3 Playing video games
Most girls nowadays aren't interested in playing video games. That being said, some girls do play video games and are surprisingly quite good as well.
4 Trying to wear nail polish
Ask your girlfriend next time about nail polishes and you will understand what it feels like!
5 Wearing sunglasses
You have to admit that girls always look cute when they wear sunglasses.
6 When drunk
Well, you cant expect everyone to be Angelina Jolie.
7 When girls have sleepovers
Yeah, girls can be nerds too at times.
8 Long hair
One expects dating a girl with long hair is probably the best experience ever, but the reality is quite different.
9 When she is laughing
And this is the main reason why you shouldn't just date a girl based on her smile on Facebook!
10 Sleeping
Its difficult to accept this harsh reality but there is no other option.
