1 Periods And Sharks
Yes blood attracts sharks, but when a woman goes into the water, her period blood does not gush out.
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Baby Predicts Death of Parents.. See what happens next
A baby was born and minutes after he began to speak:
I am going to live only 4 days, my Mother will die in 6 days and my Father will die in 15 days.
4 days later the boy died .. . after 6 days the Mother died.
The Father was now going crazy, because the next one would be him.
He sold everything and spent all the money.
15 days later...
the neighbour died.
(Never rush into solving problems)
2 Period At The Bakery
This is so untrue, but a great excuse not to bake bread during your period.
3 Red-Heads
It might be funny to think that people get their red hair from their mother having conceived during her period, but so outlandish in reality.
4 Gonorrhea
The only way you contract gonorrhea is to have sex with someone who has the STD, period.
5 Public Water Supply
Unless they are bathing it, they can definitely be near the water supply
6 Heavy Flow
Wouldnt you rather just wear a super absorbent tampon?
7 Wine Into Vinegar
Helpful tip for when you run out of salad dressing. How absurd!