1 Periods And Sharks
Yes blood attracts sharks, but when a woman goes into the water, her period blood does not gush out.
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Johnny at School :
Teacher: "Why did you laugh?"
Boy: "I saw a strap of your bra."
Teacher: "Get out! Don't come to class for the next 1 week. Another boy laughs..."
Teacher: "Why did you laugh?"
Boy: "I saw both straps of your bra."
Teacher: "Get out! Don't come to class for next 1 month."
The teacher bends to pick a chalk and little Johnny starts walking out of the class.
Teacher: "Why are you going out?"
Johnny: "With what I saw I think my school days are over."
2 Period At The Bakery
This is so untrue, but a great excuse not to bake bread during your period.
3 Red-Heads
It might be funny to think that people get their red hair from their mother having conceived during her period, but so outlandish in reality.
4 Gonorrhea
The only way you contract gonorrhea is to have sex with someone who has the STD, period.
5 Public Water Supply
Unless they are bathing it, they can definitely be near the water supply
6 Heavy Flow
Wouldnt you rather just wear a super absorbent tampon?
7 Wine Into Vinegar
Helpful tip for when you run out of salad dressing. How absurd!