1 Aries – Coffee
Coffee Keep us always alive. For Aries they need to be active for the whole day, Coffee keeps them Alive. Coffee gives them energy levels. An Aries will drink as much coffee as much you offer. It doesn’t matter for them to care about their health. Coffee is so important to Aries.
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An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma.
An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma.
While at his favorite bar, he manages to attract one rather attractive looking blonde.
So they’re back at his place, and sure enough, they go at it. After a long while…
He climaxes loudly.
Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, “So…. you finish?” After a slight pause.
She replies, “No.”
Surprised, but pleasantly, he puts out his cigarette, rolls back on top of her, and has his way with her again, this time lasting even longer than the first… and this time completing the deed with even louder shouts.
Again he rolls over, lights a cigarette, and asks, “So…. you finish?”
And again, after a short pause, she simply says “No.”
Stunned, but still acting reflexively on his macho pride, he once again puts out the cigarette, and mounts his companion du jour.
This time, with all the strength he could muster up, he barely manages to end the task, but he does, after quite some time and energy is spent.
Barely able to roll over, he reaches for his cigarette … lights it again, and
2 Taurus – Food
Taurens, We will find many peoples like this they are everywhere. They are around us. They know how to enjoy fast food. Taurens always get their company. It doesn’t matter if you are on a date or with friends they are always attached to food.Whether it’s a celebration or a bad time, you will find a Taureans eating food on both occasions.
3 Gemini – Cigarettes
Smokers in our list are Geminis; They love to smoke. A person who never miss smoking breaks and looks forward. Whenever they get in trouble, they like to smoke.
4 Cancer – Painkillers
Cancerians look something which can reduce their pain, maybe it is medicine or feels free after crying. Every time Cancerians will have Painkiller with them.
5 Leo – Shopping
They want things which make them perfect and better than others. Most of the girls spend every penny on shopping. They love shopping so much. They like to spend everything on themselves.
6 Virgo – Toxic relationships
Virgos do whatever they want they go out of their limit as well. They help or love a person like mad, but they don’t get the same feeling from another person. They can even hurt the person very badly.
7 Libra – Social media
Social media is the addiction to Libras. They check their phone many times, change DPs of their accounts. The Internet is the main addiction to Libras.
8 Scorpio – Sex
Scorpio’s have better sexual power. They take sex quite serious. More interested in sex.
9 Sagittarius – Gambling
Sagittarians believe in YOLO, and therefore they love to hustle a lot. Sagittarians have immense confidence in themselves through which they always try to intimidate others. At everywhere like at Party, you would like to see them betting their entire amount on a single game. Victory encourages them a lot, and after that, they start taking the risk.
10 Capricorn – Work
Capricorn people are famous. They are hard workers. For them, work defines their existence. They get addicted to only their work so easily that they forget about themselves and they just want to work for the world.
