1 Reed Okuraadopted Corduroy in 1989from a shelter in Oregon.
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A guy walks into a pub
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $10.00
He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks.
Can I help you? she asks.
I was wondering, whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
Yes, she purrs. "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."
2 He currently is the holder of the title of oldest living cat in the Guinness World Records.
3 Corduroys current age is 26 years, which is approximately equal to 121 in cat years!
4 He is still a rather naughty cat and acts as if he is still 10.
5 Reed said that Corduroy often jumps onto counters and acts as if he is still young.
6 “He will move up the stairs every night and jump onto my bed to sleep with us. Then he will wake us up at 5 am every morning.”
7 “I think that my decision not to declaw him and allow him to go outdoors is the secret to his long life.”
8 “With his claws, he could easily defend himself, and also hunt prey which kept his mind healthy and his body in proper shape.”
9 “Although he still catches critters, recently his performance has dropped quite a bit, thankfully.”
10 The cat enjoys cuddling and napping in the sun.
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