1 This one is a special one.
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Random Joke
A blonde walks into the police department
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions...
Officer: What's 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"
2 Cross-eyed cat, completely snow-white in colour.
3 Signal lost!
4 This cross-eyed cat belongs to one of my co-workers.
5 Derpy eyes!
6 This cat seems worried.
7 Pirate cross-eyed cat!
8 This is Sally, the Googly-eyed cat.
9 This Googly-eyed cat is Gus.
10 Met this special kitten today.
