1 Lust sees nothing but bodies
Because its your apartment and not the sets of well, Top Gun!
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A successful marriage :
A married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage.
A friend of the couple asked, "How is that even possible?"
Husband replied, "Well, we went to a ranch for our honeymoon. While horse riding, my wife's horse jumped and my wife fell off.
She got up and patted the horse and said "This is your first time."
After a while it happened again and she said, "This is your second time"
And when it happened the third time, she pulled out a gun and shot the horse.
I shouted at her and said, "Are you crazy?!? You killed the horse!!"
She gave me a look and said, "This is your first time."
2 Words dont matter when not in love
Because we are not particularly good at dialogues really. Not when we are about to get some action.
3 Closer or deeper, the words are enough
Because well, you know why.
4 Pigs or humans? What are you?
Sweaty, sticky, greasy. Thats real life bro.
5 When it is all about me
Yeah you have to actually clench your teeth while saying that.
6 As I told earlier, words dont matter in lust
Dont say anything. keep grunting.
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