1 Lust sees nothing but bodies
Because its your apartment and not the sets of well, Top Gun!
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old washing machine :
Husband is walking behind his wife and says, "Your bottom is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine."
The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking.
Bedtime comes around, the husband starts getting amorous.
Wife says: "I'm not starting the old washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to do it by hand !"
2 Words dont matter when not in love
Because we are not particularly good at dialogues really. Not when we are about to get some action.
3 Closer or deeper, the words are enough
Because well, you know why.
4 Pigs or humans? What are you?
Sweaty, sticky, greasy. Thats real life bro.
5 When it is all about me
Yeah you have to actually clench your teeth while saying that.
6 As I told earlier, words dont matter in lust
Dont say anything. keep grunting.
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