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SourceA woman from Scottsdale, in Arizona, was arrested because she had cut off the pen!s of her partner in a fit of fury. Shania Jones, aged 34 years, has told the detectives that she was sick of this man. He has been named locally as Bruce Fox who is allegedly refusing to make eye contact with the woman during interc0urse. Fox is presently in the intensive care at Scottsdale Liberty Hospital. He is expected to make a steady recovery there.
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Three women are about to be executed for crimes.
Three women are about to be executed for crimes.
One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"
Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around.
She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde has figured out what the others did.
The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
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SourceThe near fatal attack took place in Fox's home on the previous Thursday. According to this man, the pair was having a good relation, when all on a sudden; Jones just got up, and grabbed a kitchen knife, before slicing the tip of his thing off.
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SourceJones then fled the scene as this man lay on the bed, and bleeding profusely. Emergency services were then called to the scene, and Fox was lucky that they were able to stem the flow of blood before he went unconscious.
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SourceLieutenant Mike Alvarez told the reporters:
A woman was arrested at her home on September 1st, 2016, after a male alleged that she severed part of his genitals during interc0urse. After questioning, the woman admitted to the crime, claiming that she lost her temper after the man refused to make eye contact with her. She has been charged with assault with a deadly weapon, and a bail of $15,000 has been set.
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SourceJones will soon appear in court, most probably on Thursday, where she is expected to plead guilty in all probability. She now faces up to 8 years in prison due to such an act on her part.
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