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A blonde walks into the police department
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions...
Officer: What's 2+2?
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"
2 Rashad Johnson – This Cardinals player has already lost part of his finger in the middle of a freaking NFL game. Can you believe that?
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3 Jose Canseco He accidentally shot off one of his own fingers. Doesnt it sound so disgusting?
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7 Christian Bale – He said he is actually missing a part of an index finger. All thanks to a freaking bike accident he had faced once.
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8 Matthew Perry He has been missing a part of his middle finger and this has been for a while.
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