1 When You Finish And Stop
When youre done, she might not be. Dont just act like its over, or worse yet, as if getting her off is now a chore.
Article Continues after the joke
Johnny at School :
Teacher: "Why did you laugh?"
Boy: "I saw a strap of your bra."
Teacher: "Get out! Don't come to class for the next 1 week. Another boy laughs..."
Teacher: "Why did you laugh?"
Boy: "I saw both straps of your bra."
Teacher: "Get out! Don't come to class for next 1 month."
The teacher bends to pick a chalk and little Johnny starts walking out of the class.
Teacher: "Why are you going out?"
Johnny: "With what I saw I think my school days are over."
2 Attempting P 0 r n Positions
Trying to recreate positions youve seen in P 0 r n can be annoying. Just go with the flow.
3 Spanking Too Hard
Spanking can be ar0using and even fun, but when you leave hand prints, its over.
4 Asking If You Like It
Stop asking if she likes it. Its a sure sign that you know she doesn
5 Asking For A S t r i p Dance
Dont put her on the spot like that.
6 Surprise Finger In The But t
Never do that. Never.
7 Going Down On You In The Morning
Some women are self conscious in the morning. They would rather have a shower first.
